Knock loudly...
... then FUCKING WAIT for an answer.
That's the advice i'd proffer to any parent of a teenage any with his girlfriend in his room.

My mother, had she realised this wouldn't have been confronted with the sight of her 18 year old boy slipping the full un-restricted length to his future wife who's dainty ankles were locked in passion around his neck. Both of them being buck naked and unhindered by any quilty covering.

I think it was quite evident that we weren't interested in the takeaway order she'd come in to consult us over.

My brother, who would be collecting said meal was, however, most amused. Thankfully he declined to share the tale at our wedding.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:02, 6 replies)

A teenage any?
I never thought to check b3ta from my phone before... don't know why. I will though, right now.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)

I bet
they were doing coal.
(salvadorevincent, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)

dualsoaks
Bastard predictive text
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:30, closed)

you're not....
from the states are you?
(Deligrams, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, closed)

My father walked in on me with my head buried between my future wife's thighs.
She was not impressed, neither was I. He said it was my own fault.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:26, closed)

So what was the horrible thing done to a loved one?
Were you raping her?
(ubergeekian, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:33, closed)