
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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making her so disgusted she gets up to make the breakfast. As a woman should.
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:58, 2 replies)

to use the phrase "breakfast maker" in the context that you have applied above?
Mind you, more often than not, it is I who delivers the "breakfast maker"...
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:31, closed)

well over a minute to be able to open my eyes after reading that, and my cheeks hurt. Awesome.
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 3:44, closed)
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