Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I had this habit...Of crawling up the stairs on my belly, the better to surprise and shock the missus. Creepy creepy creepy creep, I'd be there, waiting. Waiting... Ready to pounce.
Then, when my missus came out of the crapper...
I nearly cried; that multi-faceted assault on my olfactory senses sure taught me a lesson. I know my place.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:59, 1 reply)
I have just pulled the strangest face to stop my self from lettingout a massive laugh at work..
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, closed)
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