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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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If you're wearing a nursey uniform, people tend to believe you.
Years ago, wearing mine in a big shop with my mother, when Mother was out of earshot I told the till girl that 'She's a sweet old thing but she thinks she's my mum!'

When Mother came over to pay, I patted her shoulder and said 'You think I'm your daughter, don't you?'
Mother said 'Of COURSE you're my daughter!'
I turned to the till girl and said 'She gets quite upset. Watch her hit me now!' and said to Mother, 'Awww, you love me really, don't you?'
Smack! across my shoulder.

The till girl gave me that 'Glad I don't have your job' look as Mother dragged me out of the shop, threatening hell.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07, 4 replies)
Pics now pls k thx bai
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, closed)

For some reason I read this as you're not really a nurse, you just go out in the uniform sometimes. I was trying to think why someone would do that, as it seems a bit odd. Then I realised I'm an idiot.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, closed)
I read that as nursery uniform
and was trying to work out what uniform was worn by people working in nurseries. good story though, click for you.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, closed)
Me too!

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, closed)
I was thinking of:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursie - specifically the outfit with the udders.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, closed)

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