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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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has anybody done
'I took a loved one to a shit fairground' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, 6 replies)
Ohh please.
That's just not fair.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, closed)
I think he's trying to take you for a ride.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:13, closed)
But I would have got away with it, you know.
If some meddling teenagers hadn't poked their unwelcome noses in.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:13, closed)
and I got away with it
because I shot the meddling kids and buried them in a shallow grave in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)
I read "I took a shit on a loved one at a fairground".

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)
Best of all the Mills & Boon books.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:39, closed)

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