Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Poor babyOur thirteen week old daughter was crying quite a bit last night. I was trying to shush her, when Mrs ScousersPet suggested I should wind her.
I thought this was a little bit cruel, so just gave her a dead leg instead.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:06, 5 replies)
Surelydrums and cymbals need to kept in the same room.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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"Could you put the baby down, please?""OK: you're short, you're bald, and you smell funny."
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Arf!!
*click*
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