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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

Suggested by Edenmonster

(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Sometimes, it's the simple things that have the biggest effect.
In the kitchen once, and Mrs Sandettie is swigging Fanta from a 2 litre bottle. As she's guzzling away*, I reach over and give the bottle a squeeze causing a fair bit to go all over her face*.
"Ahh, you twat" she shouted, which prompted me to run out of the kitchen and shut the door behind me, holding it shut. When she stopped trying to open the door, I let go and ran upstairs into our bedroom and hid under the bed. She gave up chasing me.

After tea later that day, I was eating a chocolate eclair and shoved my hand causing me to stuff it into my face*.

"ooh you bastard" I said
"Touché" she laughed.

* insert 'fnaar fnarr' here
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, 3 replies)
I do this too..
and make "guh guh" noises so she laughes, causing fizzy pop to go up her nose..
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:06, closed)
oh man, if only ALL relationships could be as crazy and wacky and just plain FUN like this.
I think we all need to take a good, long look at ourselves.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, closed)
I know
I read your posts and I think 'I love you guys'.

And I listen to the shipping forecast and cheer when I hear your name. True Fact.
(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:42, closed)

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