Sometimes, it's the simple things that have the biggest effect.
In the kitchen once, and Mrs Sandettie is swigging Fanta from a 2 litre bottle. As she's guzzling away*, I reach over and give the bottle a squeeze causing a fair bit to go all over her face*.
"Ahh, you twat" she shouted, which prompted me to run out of the kitchen and shut the door behind me, holding it shut. When she stopped trying to open the door, I let go and ran upstairs into our bedroom and hid under the bed. She gave up chasing me.

After tea later that day, I was eating a chocolate eclair and shoved my hand causing me to stuff it into my face*.

"ooh you bastard" I said
"Touché" she laughed.

* insert 'fnaar fnarr' here
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, 3 replies)

I do this too..
and make "guh guh" noises so she laughes, causing fizzy pop to go up her nose..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:06, closed)

oh man, if only ALL relationships could be as crazy and wacky and just plain FUN like this.
I think we all need to take a good, long look at ourselves.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, closed)

I know
I read your posts and I think 'I love you guys'.

And I listen to the shipping forecast and cheer when I hear your name. True Fact.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:42, closed)