An argument over an onion.....
You're quite right it sounds absolutely ridiculous and completely unreasonable. Has there been something left out of the story that would help it make more sense?
(staleywise, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:34, 2 replies)

Sometimes
I wonder if my stories haven't reached the point I meant them to. For that I blame myself.

But in this case, I think I will say: read it again retard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:42, closed)

Actually,
I think you did get the point. Albeit unintentionally.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:48, closed)

hmmm
Nothing I do is unintentional.
(staleywise, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:53, closed)

It's OK
I take what I said to you back. I have edited it ever so slightly because I don't think I made the point obvious enough.

Although if you still don't get it...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:55, closed)

....and that's it.
To be honest, I was winding you up because not only was your story not funny, it seemed to be way off topic and it seemed like you were having a passive/aggressive reaction to your girlfriend by whining and deliberately exaggerating what your girlfriend did/said while making yourself an innocent victim. (That’s why I asked if there had been “something” left out of the story.) Sorry – you were a soft target and I shouldn’t have. Truce?
(staleywise, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:23, closed)

Ha.
I mistold it then. There was no passive aggressiveness intended. It was supposed to be an off kilter (and funny - but apparently it wasn't) twist on the topic at hand.

And of course truce. Actually, do you need a job? It appears that I need an editor.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:00, closed)

Edit
Meh, what I said here didn't really need saying.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:09, closed)

Really?
Weirdo
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 3:39, closed)