I told them that when ice-cream van plays music, it means they've run out of ice-cream.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:56, 6 replies)

Wow!
I did the same to the kids I don't have, and they cry like bitches when I don't do that thing that has been said a million times before.

Edit: You know, that was my best attempt at acknowleging the joke, as being told by a B3tan who knows their way around this place,but I am not sure that was clear. So just to make sure it is:

I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS A JOKE AS BEING TOLD BY A B3TAN WHO KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND THIS PLACE.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:58, closed)

A b3tan who knows the way around this place?
Or a b3tan who's been around the block a few times?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:35, closed)

Your Mum

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:32, closed)

sucks cock for rock....

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:12, closed)

Cliche, it may be,
but I did that. Gave it up after a year, as I felt too guilty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:29, closed)

My mum
kept giving Howard from Neighbours a biscuit so he would fuck her.
:(
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)