Horrible things I've done to a loved one
A local pub had three different heat ranges on their Buffalo Wings. Mild, Hot, and Bet You Can't. The Bet You Can't verity where VERY hot! One night I ordered a dozen of them, but could only get about half of them at the pub. I took the rest home. Right before bedtime I ate a couple more and then rinsed my hand and went to bed. Me and the little woman started getting frisky under the covers. All of a sudden she let out a loud scream that could have woke the neighbors! In retrospect, maybe I should have WASHED my hands ;-) I followed her to the bathroom and she had both legs up on the wall with the faucet blasting the playground! BET YOU CAN'T! I BET YOU WONT TOUCH ME AFTER EATING THEM!
(Sniffels323, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:14, 5 replies)

Variety

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 5:41, closed)

Were

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)

Oh it's a verity (sic) of the chilli dildo story.
Again.
Well done, virgin.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)

You have almost certainly never got laid

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:00, closed)

I want to see the layout of this bathroom
and the gymnastic abilities of someone who can accurately aim their bits under a tap.
( Bats, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)