
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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A local pub had three different heat ranges on their Buffalo Wings. Mild, Hot, and Bet You Can't. The Bet You Can't verity where VERY hot! One night I ordered a dozen of them, but could only get about half of them at the pub. I took the rest home. Right before bedtime I ate a couple more and then rinsed my hand and went to bed. Me and the little woman started getting frisky under the covers. All of a sudden she let out a loud scream that could have woke the neighbors! In retrospect, maybe I should have WASHED my hands ;-) I followed her to the bathroom and she had both legs up on the wall with the faucet blasting the playground! BET YOU CAN'T! I BET YOU WONT TOUCH ME AFTER EATING THEM!
( , Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:14, 5 replies)

Again.
Well done, virgin.
( , Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)

and the gymnastic abilities of someone who can accurately aim their bits under a tap.
( , Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)
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