My partner popped out for 'a few drinks' with his old friend (cunt) who stopped off on his way back from London.
This was a fair few days ago- I still have no idea where he is or what he's been up to. Just vanished. No call/email/text. Nothing.
This is not the first time. His record was an entire week & then reappearing in hospital.
Apologies for lack of humour.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:18, 1 reply)

Is he insured?
With any luck he'll have cashed in his chips and you can fly off to Rio and fuck somebody who isn't a waste of booze.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, closed)

I have actually shouted something similar at him a few months ago.
Though I said Australia. Not to denigrate Rio's charms.
(The city, not the Duran Duran song)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, closed)

...or the weird-mouthed footballer.

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, closed)

You know what they say about multimillionaires with weird mouths.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)

They've spent too much on botox?

( gone, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, closed)

Anne Robinson's wonky cat's-anus of a gurn
*shivers*
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:13, closed)