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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I don't buy chocolate buttons
not since they stopped putting nursery rhymes on the packet.


Will peanut M&Ms do?
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they melt in your mouth...
... not in your arsecrack


I'm sure this or something similar was their slogan a long time ago.
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You could use an After Eight mint if you're going for that 'raped in the night' effect.
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That wins the internets

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