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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I just farted in my cats face
No fucking cheezeburgers here, mate.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:59, 6 replies)
You utter BASTARD
I've been trying to fart in my cats' faces for years. They seem to find it easy enough to fart in mine though!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)
You insensitive bastard
My uncle was a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)
Choked on a sock, he did.

(McChinaman banned, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:06, closed)
when they found my grandads face it was stuck to a cats arse you completly insensative bastards

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)
These ideas come after
I just let mine out ffs! Next time I have a vindaloo however....
(bottle_cap, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:26, closed)
Sprinkle catnip
in your undercrackers and watch the cat go mental.
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