Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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One time when my nephew was wanking with his headphones on, I pretended to be his mum and left a cup of tea on his bedside table.Also, I got chilli on my cock.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:40,
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I'm not replying because you'll only get upset and delete everything like all the other pansies.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13,
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NEVER!My senseless drivel is eternal, it will not be scrubbed from the internet by tearful self-censorship.
Besides, deletion is **xFa*e's gimmick. I'd get sued for copyright infringement.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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Puke snog etc(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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