Let us know when you've made the ultimate environmental sacrifice and topped yourself.
Or when you've opted out of the social support that will be paid for and manned by everybody else's offspring in your dotage, you repugnant leech.

Just because you can't persuade even one of the Jeremy-Kyle-level slappers who litter our high streets to let you drizzle your sparse and spasticated seed up her twat, doesn't mean anybody needs to apologise to you for having productive adult relationships.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:30, 1 reply)

Not at all. I'm earning my money.
Your ugly, idiot children have nothing to do with it.

Of course, if I choose to be gracious enough to offer them employment in my later years, as cleaners of some form, no doubt, then I'll expect them to say thank you and do as they're told.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:07, closed)

Bit of a low blow insulting someone's kids, what have they done to you?
Yes, I know Shambles here doesn't need defending, I'm making a point.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, closed)

He's attempting to troll, you daft 'appeth.
Give the bloke a chance, he's only learning.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31, closed)

Well, there's trolling, and being an unfunny cunt.
Which is it?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47, closed)

It's your mum.
It's time for you to go upstairs for your tea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, closed)

Yes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, closed)

Let's face it
If (not that I would ever clasp any nasturtiums over their heritage) they're Shamble's kids, they're going to be ugly, and they're going to be idiots.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, closed)

PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)

Seriously?
Even I have standards, Shams.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:36, closed)

Haha. Like you can afford to have standards.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, closed)

"These are my principles! If you don't like them
I have others."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, closed)

Peado Alarm?
Wouldn't a peado find them sexy and not ugly?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48, closed)

He's clasping nasturtiums and judging the attractiveness of children.
He might as well be wearing platform heels and claiming to be the leader the leader the leader of the gang.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:04, closed)

You are right Dr S.
The dirty kiddy fingering gary glitter loving scum...
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40, closed)

You're just jealous 'cos I score more than your mum at the docks.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, closed)

A one legged midget would score more than my mum....

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:22, closed)

True.
True.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:37, closed)

i thought she was

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:01, closed)

Golf clap.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, closed)

Ring ...
I think you might have the wrong website.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, closed)

78% of people with a b3ta account are on the wrong website.
It's a good job it's not a democracy or we'd have to rename it mumsnet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05, closed)

No YOURmumsnet.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:13, closed)

Easy now!
Some people want this to be deadmumsnet. Don't you trample on their human rights.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:39, closed)

touche

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:45, closed)

what you said

I am a massive jaffa and my "girl"friend's man-made snatch is barren.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, closed)