Mate Of Mine
had some unexpected, uninvited, house-guests. A nest of wasps that had set up in his attic. Thousands of the fuckers. His eviction plan was quite clever though. He got togged up in his bikers leathers and sealed wrists, ankles, waist and helmet with gaffa tape and headed into the attic to do battle.

His cunning plan involved sucking the wasps out of their nest with a Dyson. Allegedly, it worked surprising well with mangled wasp carcasses been spun around at several thousand RPM leaving a creamy mess on the inside of the hoover of death.

It all went tits-up though when he misplaced his foot and crashed through the floor dragging Dyson and the remains of the wasps nest (which split open on impact) with him. Flat-mates were unimpressed with several hundred angry wasps being suddenly introduced into the conversation....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 2:08, 5 replies)

*actual LOL*
:D
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 7:00, closed)

^this
Plus an "oh shit". Gets a click. Little black and yellow bastards.
( eXOBeX, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:46, closed)

Gah!
I hate being caressed by wasps at the best of times; mangled wasp caresses must be several orders of magnitude worse.

(*click*)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:49, closed)

I Fixed That Typo
as you were replying....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:50, closed)

Damn.
Now I look silly.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:57, closed)

You're

the resident B3tan philosopher. At worst, you'd only look like a Kant......
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:25, closed)

Excellent.
I'd recommend unleashing a sack of badgers onto an offending wasp nest.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:04, closed)