The funniest thing i can remember
from a house party was when a school friend decided it would be fun to nick the hosts mum's vibrator and simulate a blow job with it...The look on her face when we had told her where it had most definately been...She wasn't the sharpest tool.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:03, 14 replies)

Are you Spanky Hanky?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:13, closed)

count the number of similes.
clearly not Spanky.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:24, closed)

Not enough eh?
I'm all out of them, as dry as a bone, if you like.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:48, closed)

No
but this Spanky fellow sounds great. Wasn't he percieved to be a sex story liar?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:46, closed)

quite likely
But you can't say he didn't know how to wield a good euphemism.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:54, closed)

I miss Spanky
His stories were always entainering
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 5:09, closed)

Yeah
I do remember him really but he seemed to get vindicated for his stories rather than praised if I remember rightly, shame.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:22, closed)

.
I think he was quite popular. He was both praised, and vindicated.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:24, closed)

.
But never villified.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:26, closed)

He sounds a bit
like Pooh Flake, he doesn't write anymore, which is another shame, that guy used to make me laugh!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:38, closed)

Indeed - the tedious tossers that worry more about the truth of stories on a humour-based website
as opposed to the humour, hounded him out.

He's a loss, as he was actually funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:35, closed)

He popped back at Christmas quickly but nobody really noticed :(
I nominated him for B3ta person of the year, for his shit chair story and told him about it because I want him to come back...Easily the funniest thing I saw here for 2010...I think i spat coffee all over my monitor, always a good sign of a well written, creative, funny post. I can only think he was hounded out because people were jealous....Or more entertained by dull reality, like you said.

Edit- Here he is, oh and I just noticed he mentioned he had another calamity recently and he is just waiting for the right QOTW, so we might be hearing from him sooner than we think -

www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1017268
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:10, closed)

Can you provide a link to said story?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:52, closed)

Sure
Let me dig it up -

Edit - www.b3ta.com/questions/unfinishedbusiness/post767227

I've probably bigged it up too much now but I liked it.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:01, closed)