Are you Spanky Hanky?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:13, 2 replies)

count the number of similes.
clearly not Spanky.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:24, closed)

Not enough eh?
I'm all out of them, as dry as a bone, if you like.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:48, closed)

No
but this Spanky fellow sounds great. Wasn't he percieved to be a sex story liar?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:46, closed)

quite likely
But you can't say he didn't know how to wield a good euphemism.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:54, closed)

I miss Spanky
His stories were always entainering
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 5:09, closed)

Yeah
I do remember him really but he seemed to get vindicated for his stories rather than praised if I remember rightly, shame.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:22, closed)

.
I think he was quite popular. He was both praised, and vindicated.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:24, closed)

.
But never villified.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:26, closed)

He sounds a bit
like Pooh Flake, he doesn't write anymore, which is another shame, that guy used to make me laugh!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:38, closed)

Indeed - the tedious tossers that worry more about the truth of stories on a humour-based website
as opposed to the humour, hounded him out.

He's a loss, as he was actually funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:35, closed)

He popped back at Christmas quickly but nobody really noticed :(
I nominated him for B3ta person of the year, for his shit chair story and told him about it because I want him to come back...Easily the funniest thing I saw here for 2010...I think i spat coffee all over my monitor, always a good sign of a well written, creative, funny post. I can only think he was hounded out because people were jealous....Or more entertained by dull reality, like you said.

Edit- Here he is, oh and I just noticed he mentioned he had another calamity recently and he is just waiting for the right QOTW, so we might be hearing from him sooner than we think -

www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1017268
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:10, closed)

Can you provide a link to said story?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:52, closed)

Sure
Let me dig it up -

Edit - www.b3ta.com/questions/unfinishedbusiness/post767227

I've probably bigged it up too much now but I liked it.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:01, closed)