House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Students!No matter how fit she is, or how poor you are, when in halls in your first year, don't let your girlfriend sub-rent her room and move into yours. You won't have sex 24/7, you won't save money as the spare will go on getting the fuck out of there at any available opportunity, and you'll very nearly kill each other.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55,
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and while you're at it,get a fucking job.
bloody students.
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WivesNo matter how fit she is, or how poor you are, when you get married, don't let your wife move into your house. You won't have sex 24/7, you won't save money as the spare will go on getting the fuck out of there at any available opportunity, and you'll very nearly kill each other.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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HorsesNo matter how fit he is, or how poor you are, don't let your horse move into your house. You won't have sex 24/7, you won't save money as the spare will go on getting the fuck out of there at any available opportunity, and you'll very nearly kill each other.
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KidsNo matter how fit they are, or how poor you are, don't let your them move into your house. You won't have sex 24/7, you won't save money as the spare will go on getting the fuck out of there at any available opportunity, and you'll very nearly kill each other.
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SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Daleks!No matter how fit it is, or how poor you are, when in halls in your first year, don't let your Dalek sub-rent its room and move into yours. You won't have sex 24/7, you won't save money as the spare will go on getting the fuck out of there at any available opportunity, and you'll very nearly exterminate each other.
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Hahahahaha all of these are awesome!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:39,
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