House Guests
"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
Whenever I'm a house guest
I do try to have a wank in the shower first thing in the morning.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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You could at least wait till others have got out.
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speedevil, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:51,
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Or at least run the water for a bit.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Or catch it in the handwash bottle.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:04,
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Well where's the fun in that?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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At least
you don't do it into a sock or other random places.
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:29,
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