my crazy indian flat mate
i had a scary indian girl move into my small 3 bed flat.. she slowly moved her bf in a few weeks later, she workld lates and nights and then would come home and cook curry at 5am (v v tiny flat) she would boil 20 eggs then fry them when hard boiled, the flat stunk, she stuck, her room stuck her bf stuck. I hated the smell of curry wofting under my door at 5am, she didnt pay bills etc,wash or clean anything. Every sunday wendesay and thrusday all her family/friends would come round about 15 of them and they would all squeeze into the bedrooom with food. Also they used to insult us (my flat mate and me) luckly my other flat mate was fluent in indian and she didnt know that hahahaha...Anyway she tried to do a runner at 3am until woke up and threw her and her bloke out on the street with their crap, and threw her half cooked indian dinner into the window of her car this huge vat of it...it turned out she was over here on a student visa but working instead cash in hand so we got immigration and got her thrown out of the country and we got back all the money she owed about £2000 in bills and damage.
She did get caught trying to sell our stuff at cash converters as well a few weeks later..
Her name was avantikka and she got called chickentikka... no this wasnt because she was indian just because she was a mad mad bitch
( The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:39, 9 replies)

Wow
Most. Misguided. Post. Ever.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:17, closed)

To be
fair, they may be to busy learning Belgian or Mexican to realise what they've written.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:24, closed)

i just have to wonder what it was they all stuck too...

( mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:36, closed)

Is that room
still going spare?
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:07, closed)

Not exactly the biggest mistake of the post...
...but what is 'fluent in Indian'?
There are 1652 languages spoken in India.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:11, closed)

Right lets look at this one:
Exhibit A

» Debt pron

stupid barclays idiots
had a student overdraft with barclays only £500 under but being it was up to £1000 intrest free overdraft I was ok.
Howevever barstard barclays closed it down for no reason gave it to the debt collectors and took no responsibility for the matter.
So they put on £200 admin fee and 300 intrest I told them to stick it where the sun dont shine gave them the £500 back and told them they would ahve to take me to court to get teh rest neve heard about it since
moral of the story barclays = crap.
(Mon 27th Nov 2006, 17:21, More)

Exhibit B

» Why should you be fired from your job?

printing whoopsies
I work for a large electrical company printing bills (its shit but it is money).

However I have access to the print records and misspell certain peoples names on the addresses and drop in extra letters. e.g Mr Small became Mr P P Small etc

Because the call center upstairs is staffed by a lot of up their own arsed numpties they get the complaint phone calls.

Its the only way I can cope with the bordem
(Sun 12th Aug 2007, 16:39, More)

Now lets talk about the OP.

"Her name was avantikka and she got called chickentikka" Now, despite your protestations to the contrary, I can't help but find that just a smidgen racist. Much like referring to Shilpa Shetty as "Shilpa Poppadom" got a certain terminal cancer sufferer into rather hot water.

Secondly, your spelling leaves a great deal to be desired as can be evidenced from Exhibits A and B. This also applies to your grammar, or complete lack of it.

At least if you are going to be bigoted and small minded, try and do it in a well written and easy to read way, otherwise, please just fuck off and don't bother posting any of this crap again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, closed)

*bows down to althegeordie*

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, closed)

Thanks Al
I was only going to be able to say "Fuck. Aren't you a twat."

Your crits were better.
(entry_level_adultette, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:16, closed)

wait, what?
Im dyslexic, so i'll forgive you for the spelling, but i dare say you just choose all the words you wanted to use and poured them into the post.


either that, or your drunk.


in fairness, the girl sounds a bitch mind. i think.
(Mong goose, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:20, closed)