If we win
Then I wont be allowed any of the alcohol that we win because I didnt partake in the competition I didnt know I was partaking in. Apparently only about four or five of the ten of us living in here helped clean the kitchen but naturallty the others that didnt will be allowed some of the alcohol.
(suckout, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, 1 reply)

Just don't ...
...LET them win.
;)
(Sir Jester, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, closed)

Yeah, shit in the sink
(best not, eh?)
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:58, closed)

Maybe don't shit in the sink
but maybe help someone else's flat? Someone who's got a good chance of winning and would appreciate the help?

Scrawl offensive crap all over the walls?

Get some UV reacting ink and spaff it all over the walls near the telephone (extra points for a dripping trail back to someone elses' room), then have someone else just "happen" to walk by with a UV light?

Chewing gum all over the place? Accidentally tip a bin over next to a fan?
Or even shit in a box, then oven cook it until it stinks the oven out. Then flush the main evidence and stick the box behind the oven- no-one need know it was you and if they find the box they'll get rid of it- leaving the turdsmoke-filled oven unchecked.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)