They're NOT flatmates
The Humpty wench and I have just bought a house. It rocks.

So we're trying to get rid of our flat...

Now those who know me well enough know that my loves for climbing and complex rope-work plus voracious appetite for good sex regularly get combined. To this end, I have 4 ring-bolts in the ceiling of the spare room each rated at 250Kg.

'Nuff Said.

Two blokes just came to look around the flat. Suited and Lisping with classic mincing motion, these guys were the idyllic poster-boys for the leather-clad doughnut-punchers hanging out at the Blue Oyster Bar.

I jokingly alluded to the ring-bolts and enjoyable acts of depravity that could be had should they be so inclined.... and received an icy stare and a "We don't live together". It was then that I realised... Sure, They may fit the stereotype, but then again so do most Swedish blokes.

Oops.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, 7 replies)

That was
a classic I'll get my coat moment.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, closed)

Aye
it was...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, closed)

Don't you mean,
"Ja, for sure"
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:58, closed)

Ja
självklart det var meningen.. ;)

hurdy gurdy ad nauseam.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:11, closed)

Who dear?
Me dear? Gay dear? How VERY dare you!

I'd have been interested. But then I am a collosal pervert.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42, closed)

Every home should have ring-bolts in the ceiling.
IMHO
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:47, closed)

Umm....
How much are you wanting?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, closed)