It was me.
Can't really be bothered with a beginning, middle and an end so it'll just be bullet-points today I'm afraid.

- the time I was fucking one of my house-mates (yeah, yeah - don't shit where you eat) and her bf turned up in the middle of the night. I hid in her en-suite shower whilst she had to try and explain to him why her room smelt of sex and why she was so lubed up and ready to go already.

- when me and my bestie decided to make hash out of some leaf and acetate. The [highly flammable] acetate wasn't evaporating quickly enough so we decided to give it a helping hand by putting the tray over a gas stovetop burner. The column of flame that left scorch marks on the 15' ceilings and guaranteed the loss of our bond was pretty impressive.

- the time we decided to grow our own tobacco and pot in the rented houses glasshouse seed trays. Got raided, the cops didn't so much as blink at our 200 odd pot seedlings. But they very kindly gave us about 5 min. to dispose of the baccy plants as - fine for pot = $200, penalty for tobacco = $5000 per plant and jail time (or so we were told). Thanks Big Tobacco.

- the day I got so sick of washing my 1 cup, 1 set of cutlery and 1 plate that I decided to throw the dirty dishes that had been sitting in the sink for nearly a month out of the kitchen window. Piece by piece. At 5am. Everyone stumbled out of bed, grumbled at me and then laughed. Until they grumbled again the following day when they asked to borrow my crockery and I told them to fuck off.

There's plenty more but I think you get the gist.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 6:54, 12 replies)

sex drugs and lies on the Internet.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:06, closed)

If not here
then where else?
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 7:32, closed)

The Blockheads never quite got the phrasing right after Ian Dury died

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:08, closed)

Is it really illegal to grow tobacco in the States?
Here it's like homebrewing - you can grow as much as you want as long as you don't sell it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:11, closed)

100 to 500 penalty units per offence
for growing without a Manufacturing licence from here.
Penalty unit = $170...

EDIT: And a max of 2 years in prison.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:29, closed)

Hm, seems I've not been paying tax on mine
At least according to the Star
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:43, closed)

Inland Revenue on its way.
inb4 Accountant jokes btw.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:36, closed)

Fuking hell!
Every day I learn something else that makes me hate this fucking country and the excrement which runs it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:32, closed)

wow
that's harsh.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 2:00, closed)

California here,
It's perfectly legal in my state. Just don't resell it or the Native Americans will come round and break your legs.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:59, closed)

You really are a shit poster, shitposter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:06, closed)

I aim to please.

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 21:37, closed)