Housemates From Hell III
I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:40)
I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:40)
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I once lived in a house owned by another medical student known to everyone as 'Psycho Will', a nice bloke but a little difficult to live with due to his extreme impulsive behaviour and sexual deviancy.
He was responsible for several ludicrously costly, messy and obscene but well-attended house parties including a naked bouncy castle party, a naked hot-tub party, a sex-toy themed fancy dress orgy and a mud wrestling party where he sourced large amounts of compost from a local garden centre, tipped them into a giant paddling pool full of freezing water and then forced his guests to strip off and do battle. Inevitably the cleaning up would be left to me and his long-suffering girlfriend.
His favourite party trick was to pull his knob out and hit girls in the face with it, which he called 'binking'. He had a couple of moderately attractive lesbian friends who seemed quite willing to do his bidding, whether it was trying to seduce his friends or performing sex acts on each other for his viewing pleasure.
I lost touch with him a couple of years after medical school, but according to facebook he's now a happily married orthopaedic consultant.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:05, 5 replies)
He was responsible for several ludicrously costly, messy and obscene but well-attended house parties including a naked bouncy castle party, a naked hot-tub party, a sex-toy themed fancy dress orgy and a mud wrestling party where he sourced large amounts of compost from a local garden centre, tipped them into a giant paddling pool full of freezing water and then forced his guests to strip off and do battle. Inevitably the cleaning up would be left to me and his long-suffering girlfriend.
His favourite party trick was to pull his knob out and hit girls in the face with it, which he called 'binking'. He had a couple of moderately attractive lesbian friends who seemed quite willing to do his bidding, whether it was trying to seduce his friends or performing sex acts on each other for his viewing pleasure.
I lost touch with him a couple of years after medical school, but according to facebook he's now a happily married orthopaedic consultant.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:05, 5 replies)
Thanks 2Can
My neice is married to an orthopaedic consultant who might fit your description. Don't know what to say to my brother about it.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:44, closed)
My neice is married to an orthopaedic consultant who might fit your description. Don't know what to say to my brother about it.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 22:44, closed)
Don't say anything, just run up and slap him in the face with your cock. If it's Will he'll probably be fine with it.
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( , Fri 13 Mar 2015, 23:03, closed)
I fucking hate medical students. I was one, and I was a cunt.
my old flat mate was a public school bore who was a carbon copy of your friend will. And is also an orthopaedic surgeon. Bates, wherever you are, I fucking hate you.
( , Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:56, closed)
my old flat mate was a public school bore who was a carbon copy of your friend will. And is also an orthopaedic surgeon. Bates, wherever you are, I fucking hate you.
( , Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:56, closed)
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