I can explain this one.
Women dont pee on the seat, ergo, you never get their pee on your hands when you lift the seat.

If you believe you dont pee on the seat, check the underside for yellow stains.

Trust me, you do.

We all do, us boys.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:18, 3 replies)

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I pee in the sink, or in the shower for a treat. But the seat - never.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:25, closed)

Women don't pee on the seat?
Have you ever seen the inside of a ladies' loo?

They pee pretty much everywhere except in the bowl. It's because none of them will ever sit down, only squat perilously above the seat, so they make a mess, and then use the previous person's mess as an excuse for not sitting down, thus perpetuating the cycle.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, closed)

it's the public versus private peeing debate, that one
I just grin and bear it and clean the beggar.

If ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:43, closed)

I
used to know a girl who even managed to crap on the underside of the seat, at home too! Funk knows how....
This so deserves to win!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33, closed)