Little hands
I’ll tell you what’s hypocritical.

My mother having a screaming fit for catching me smoking when I was 16 in my bedroom and threatening to kick me out of the house.

She had smoked 20 a day continuously for 30 years at the time, even during the time she was pregnant with me, and my siblings.

I am sure that I have little hands because of that.

*makes tiny fist and curses little hands*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, 4 replies)

little hands
make other things look big...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:37, closed)

Sadly
in my case that's not true. I have to keep a set of tweezers on my bedside table in case I want to milk my match :(
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:38, closed)

Double Beadlehand!
...sorry :3
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:14, closed)

^
Not quite beadle, thank Dawkins.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55, closed)