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It's like Bill Hicks says -
"You know who's really bugging me these days. These pro-lifers ... You ever look at their faces? 'I'm pro-life!' (Bill makes a pinched face of hate and fear, his lips are pursed as though he's just sucked on a lemon.) Bill: 'I'm pro-life!' Boy, they look it don't they? They just exude joie de vivre. You just want to hang with them and play Trivial Pursuit all night long.

You know what bugs me about them? If you're so pro-life, do me a favour - don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries!

Let's see how committed you are to this idea.
Bill: (as pro-lifer) She can't come in! Audience laughs.
Bill: (as confused member of funeral procession) She was 98. She was hit by a bus!
Bill: (as pro-lifer) There's options!
Bill: (as confused member of funeral procession) What else can we do? Have her stuffed?

I want to see pro-lifers with crowbars at funerals opening caskets - 'get out!' Then I'd be really impressed by their mission."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:43, Reply)