'Benevolent ' gods and the cunts who work for them...
...it always ends up with the poor getting shafted.

Convert = Conquer.
Assist = Rule.
In the name of God = In the name of Government.
Rewarded in Heaven = Arse fucked in this life.

Christians, Muslims, Jews, the lot. The sooner the world is done with all this mumbo-jumbo the better.

Can I get a witness?
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, 6 replies)

Hell yeah!


Ahem, I mean yes, indeed.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, closed)

Hallelujah to that man!
Couldn't have put it better myself, and I'm a DEVOUT atheist
( BobbyParadise, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, closed)

Straw Women brother
Think about it!
(The Yongy Bongy Bo brought to you in glorious monochrome, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:19, closed)

why is it...
...that you only hear certain groups of people asking for witnesses? Are they more litigious or somehting?

/ducks and runs
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:08, closed)

Can I get a witness?
.
A Jehovah's Witness?
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 13:03, closed)

Can I go to Widnes?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:43, closed)