ME
for scorning old giggly boobs on Facebook whom I went to school with but would not piss on if she was on fire.

"Look at her, posting endless irrelevant drivel status updates and countless photos of her slipping out of dresses and humping bouncers." I scoff, eating my petit filou yoghurt at my desk. "What a sad existence she must have to live her pathetic life through Facebook..."

All thought whilst I obsessively check my profile for the 27th time that day.

*Sobs into yoghurt*
(Eldoofus, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:15, 2 replies)

Your punishment,
is your own existence.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:36, closed)

Tell me about it…
Something tells me I should get rid of the fools who judge their lives by the number of friends they have on a website. But then I realise that’ll make me look like a Billy-no-mates…..


Shuffles feet awkwardly…… looks at the ground kind of embarassed……. “Wanna swap facebook details…….”
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)