Simple rule
anything slower or more stupid than me is food.

Which means if I ever get hungry, half this board if fucked.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:30, 2 replies)

.
Bit less than half.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:41, closed)

Also.....
....I'm a fat fucker, so there's plenty eating on me.

Of course, you could also read that as I'm a big fucker, and you'd be nothing but a tasty snack.

As for your last comment, do you often fuck your food?
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:23, closed)

Well...
Sometimes I get lonely...
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:25, closed)