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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Oh c'mon!
From frank discussion with gentleman friends, most men have tasted themselves (whether through accidental overspurt or a girlfriend insisting we know what she has to put up with. Or through self experimentation).

At least jizz doesn't make your tongue tired. Unlike the production of lady juices which can make you feel like that bit of skin underneath your tongue that stops you from swallowing it is breaking, only to give you that "ach, ach, ach" slightly furry feeling on the back of your tongue.

Yes, it might taste good off of our fingers to you, but that's because it's mixed with the scent of tobacco and beer.

And god forbid you get an after nightclub sweaty one....

Not recently bitter. Honest.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:03, 2 replies)
Not make your tongue tired?
As much as I don't want to do this as it will seriously dent my reputation, I need to call in a quote from Sex and the City:

"Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing!"

/does not own the boxset and the movie. Honest.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:38, closed)
I don't know what you mean
I actually did tear that bit of skin! Blood and swelling ensued, but I didn't realise 'til i finished the job.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:49, closed)

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