A rant rather than a story.
Mr Frosch is the most annoying man ever.
~He sets the alarm because he needs to start getting up earlier for work. So 7 am the alarm goes off. He keeps turning it off every ten minutes, waking me up, until 8. Then tries to get me to get up and have a shower just so he has an excuse to stay in bed longer. His reasoning? "But you always have first shower." He has to get up, so I do too.

~Now whenever Mr Frosch is on his laptop, he is not to be disturbed. He will move when he is ready. I've gotten out of the shower and have just sat down on my computer to check my vitals (email, facebook etc..). Finally out of the shower, my Frosch appears - "Shouldn't you be getting some breakfast? While you're down do you mind warming me up some leftovers and bringing me up a coffee?" Now, to his credit, I had actually gone downstairs and turned on the kettle before wondering why the hell he couldn't do it himself. I head back upstairs to ask him, only to find him already playing computer games waiting for his freshly brewed coffee.

~ We're both on diets at the moment - more his idea than mine to be honest. This seems to mean that I can't have one bar of chocolate a day (cut down from 4) but he's fine to eat 12 yorkshire puddings in one sitting. Massive hypocrite.

Length? Why do you think I'm with him? Apologies for the rant but just needed to get it out my system. I love him really.
(Froschen, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 22:36, 4 replies)

I feel your pain
My bloke does the same thing with his bastard alarm clock. Just set it for when you want to get up not two hours before hand. I really don't understand it.
(popiellajones, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 22:43, closed)

Yep...
Boyf sets alarm for... ooh, 5am. Puts phone (with alarm) on my side of the bed because that's where the plug is.

Alarm goes off, I wake up, shove him, snooze it, go back to sleep. Ten mins later, repeat of the same. Ten mins later, hit him, give him phone and back to sleep. At 7.30 when I need to get up my alarm goes off, I get up, wake up sleeping fella, and then get the tirade of "oh GOD I'm so late, why did you let me sleep in????"

And would you like me to wipe your arse for you after you shit, too honey?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:57, closed)

Yes, please.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:33, closed)

He sounds like a loser
Get rid of him and get a nice bloke thats not so frickin selfish!
(b3ta_polis, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:11, closed)