HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Dont think this one's bindunwhich is pretty amazing, really...
Personally, I prefer my lady partners to have - how can I put this - had alot of miles on the clock.
Its great to get between the sheets with someone who knows what they're doing... I really don't like having my cock chewed on inexpertly like its a salami. Hurts like fuck...
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SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:50,
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OOOhhh100% agree on that.
I had a very, VERY unlucky streak of virgins (5, for FUCK'S SAKE, and all long-term) who were as skilled as a wooden beam in bed.
and all the inhibitions, oh god
virgins are just pathetic
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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A lot of miles on the cock?(
flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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