Stupid dog owners and swans
I was having a lovely cup of tea the other day on the tow path when this generic middle class wax jacket twat comes trotting along with her new massive pedigree puppy. the puppy wanted to get at the swans who were preening there shit on the bank, so she decides to take it over to them. Ok! everyone knows about swans yes? large, vicious obnoxious bird beasts right? So of course the main swan the biggest one rears up hissing and twats the dog in its face with its wing, dog yelps, the husband or inbred brother calls over advising her that this was not a good situation, to this she calls back " He has to learn Marcus! you should never interfere with nature!" I nearly spat my tea out. I mean how will she teach it to avoid trains? throw it at one on Kings cross station???? And of course there's nothing more natural than a dog and a Swan sharing there river bank dwellings is there????? arghhhhhh! Idiots
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:18, 5 replies)

Huh huh, you said 'there'

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:02, closed)

preening there[sic] shit
tut

you can't preen a shit

but you can roll it in glitter



!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:50, closed)

I meant
Shizz..aall ..! fo show mo f oh fuck it!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:09, closed)

I suspect
You have trouble getting people to acompany you to the craft fair
(teebie jeebie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, closed)

Well,

My mind-bendingly cretinous jack russel has given up chasing sheep after encountering a field full of tups - so there's some logic to it, somewhere...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:59, closed)