Us girls
like to have nice things in the bathroom.
(Save Us All !!!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, 2 replies)

I like to have nice girls in my bathroom.
Good old hidden cameras. Ker-ching!
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:17, closed)

there's a big difference between nice things
and loads of fucking crap and tat

I'm surprised that women don't try and sneak some fucking cushions in there or a throw.

here's a hint. if you need to put cushions or a throw on your furniture then you've bought the wrong fucking furniture.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:23, closed)

My missus has said the most terrible word recently
Ikea.

Fuckinghell!!! Noooooo!!!

If she wants to get cushions I may have to kill her. Cushions have no fucking purpose at all, except for tripping me up when I get off the sofa after I've chucked them on the floor. Deathtraps, those damn things.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:36, closed)

I feel your pain
I'm going there on the way back from London on Tuesday. I'm not sure what my Mrs thinks we need...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, closed)

By law
everyone who goes in there with their girlfriend/wife/whatever HAS to buy a bag of 85,000,000 tea lights.

These then have to be put in a cupboard for five years, and then thrown away, just in time for the next visit to Ikea.

One of life's mysteries
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:33, closed)

Fucking cushions
What's the point of them on a bed?
Get out of bed, put the cushions on the bed.
Go to work.
Get into bed, put cushions on the floor.

I never see them, the only people that would, would be the guy robbing my house when I'm at work.
( Weejock, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, closed)