Team Building

I was once sent on a Team Building exercise. Paintballing! Ace!

The idea was to get us all working as a team and to resolve tensions. So we got there, got kitted out and given our paintguns.

As one, we turned around and shot the boss at point-blank range.

That was the first, and only, time we'd ever pulled together as a team.

Fucking hypocrite had us back on the bus and shipped us back home.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:13, 7 replies)

Nice one!
I tried a few times to get paintballing organised at our place. In a rare display of foresight, the management would never be interested.
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:58, closed)

Well at least you had time to shoot the boss.
Gosh i'd love to do that :)
(Miggyman, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:17, closed)

Dropping team down a building
I got a load of my mates to do a charity abseil, but the boss wouldn't; he was afraid I'd drop him. He told us this quite openly, to which someone said:

"We wouldn't kill you in front of witnesses, we'd just drive a fully laden artic through your end of the portakabin."
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:53, closed)

This
Is the most painful thing ever. Unless you used one round each which is merely FUCKING PAINFUL. If you used half the clip each then it's verging on assault.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:02, closed)

It
was one shot each - single shot paint guns.

But it was a boss so therefore justified for the pain he'd us through over the years.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, closed)

Jeez
Just checked what I'd previously written. I genuinely sound offended on behalf of the guy.

Good on you shooting the fucker!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:22, closed)

I'd have reloaded.
At least once. Well, how often do you get that sort of oppoprtunity?
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:58, closed)