We have a new starter in our office
Who is, to put it politely, one of the most irritating people I have ever met. The man tries to be funny, but sadly fails. And he has the misfortune to look like Boris out of Goldeneye.

But, to the point. He is also very similar in mannerisms and sense of humour to me. Is it hypocritical to want to shut the man in a dark room with tape over his gob so he can't talk and annoy me?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:12, 4 replies)

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We hate people that remind us of ourselves.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, closed)

That wouldn't work...
He is invincible.
( monkeybananaraffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, closed)

Inwincible, shurely?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, closed)

Fucking hell piston...
...are you sure they've not just put a mirror up?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, closed)