Good grief.
I'd gone out of my way to be the most unpleasant person on b3ta, but - really - you make me look like a rank amateur. You might actually be the least likable person in recorded history.

I'm in awe. Would you be willing to give lessons in being an utter twat?
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:18, 1 reply)

you are far too eloquent
to be the most unpleasant. Lose the punctuation, reduce the number of syllables and throw in some mistakes and you'll do better.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:26, closed)

Like this?
"m8 u dont no wot yur talkin about u must be gay or sumfink"

Better?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:36, closed)

much
good job

I suspect that the OP might not be a serious one though. More likely designed to provoke.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:50, closed)