Mr Twisty Cheeky brought this to mind
Nice and short -

Hayden Christensen - Actor...

I'll say that again.

Hayden Christensen - ACTOR...

Fuck me, I've seen better displays of acting from fruit. FUCKING FRUIT!!! IN A FUCKING BOWL!!!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:20, 4 replies)

The 'No, it's because i'm so in love with you' scene from EpIII

Is so shockingly appalling that it makes me want to rip off my own head and shit down my neck
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:24, closed)

Ayup.
Kevin Smith nailed it in Clerks II when he had Randall debating the merits of Star Wars vs LOTR:

Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend here Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?

[in robot voice]
Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)

Better acting from fruit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Wo5CxyCVw
(Madlyinsane, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:07, closed)

Keanu Reeves
joins Hayden into the category of vomit inducing wooden-ness if you ask me.

During Speed when he opened his stupid mouth and proclaimed with such woody vigour that,

'there's enough c4 in this thing to put a hole in the world'

the power of his dreadful acting was such that I actually physically shat my self and everyone else near me
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:30, closed)