It doesn't count as hypocrisy...
...when I say I can't stand children.
But the only ever reply I receive is - "but you were a child once!"

How the fuck is that even an argument?! Am I only allowed to dislike kids if I have not been one myself?! FFS.
(The-Banana, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, 6 replies)

You should reply
"I hated myself as a child".
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:49, closed)

Well, to be fair, you were

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:51, closed)

Yes but I had the good sense to Fucking grow up!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:27, closed)

Same applies to getting annoyed with learner drivers.
"You were one once!"
"Yeah, well I'm not anymore, am I?"

If your house had been burgaled it'd be no consolation to hear "Well you did used to shoplift chocolate bars when you were younger."
(Uncle Comrade, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:33, closed)

I was decanted already grown up
So my loathing of other people's evil spawn is fully permissible.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:16, closed)

my reply is usually
"yeah, but I wasn't an annoying little cunt"

sometimes adding "like your child"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:19, closed)