K9

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:59, 10 replies)

why's that then?
what can a poorly constructed tin prop do for you that, say, a woman can't?
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)

Travel through time

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:08, closed)

That's not iffy
There's not a man alive who doesn't want to bone that robot dog, in their heart of hearts.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09, closed)

I'd bone it in more than it's heart of hearts, though.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, closed)

You could sit on his face and make his spin those little antenna on his head as he stuck out his robot tongue thing.
Or whatever the fuck he's got.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)

But can K9 really travel through time?
I think the TARDIS does the time travelling bit.

I'd rather fuck Twiki from Buck Rogers anyday. BidiBidiBidi.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, closed)

Twiki likes old ladies
Biddy biddy biddy
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:21, closed)

Yeah right.
And James Bond was just a story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:38, closed)

Short, with a funny walk and a speech impediment...
...much like half of my ex-g/fs come to think of it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:12, closed)

Funny walk?
You stallion!
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:15, closed)