Nothing to be ashamed of. Stolid, dependable, mechanically able and unlikely to roam.
Also, highly unlikely to kill you in a high-speed collision. And needless to say, having worked with Jeremy Clarkson for many years, endlessly patient.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, 1 reply)

^What Bitchtits said^
James May's alright - of the three he's massively the winner in terms of acceptable.

He's also clearly very intelligent and capable of holding his own in a sensible discussion, which is great. He's definitely on my "People I'd like to spend an evening in the pub with" list.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, closed)

Whereas Jeremy Clarkson is on my "People I'd like to spend an evening with a club with" list.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, closed)

Yes yes - this.
I'd like to chain him up and repeatedly punt Richard Hammond at him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)

^this^ made me giggle like a ninny

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, closed)

if i could just find a way to shut him off
when he starts on one of his weird rambles about u-boats or somesuch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)

What! You don't love him at all

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:59, closed)

Christ, imagine u-boat related dirty-talk.
Up Periscope!
ALARM! ALARM!
...
Down periscope. Sorry love.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:03, closed)

him talking about u-boats
would remind me of my dad, which would make me feel a bit sick.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:15, closed)