I'd mostly forgotten this until now...
Now, if in 1992 anyone had asked if I wanted to bang Fergie, as in Mrs. Prince Andrew Sarah Ferguson, I'd have gagged slightly and mostly truthfully have said "No way", as I believe most blokes probably would have.

But in my final year of university, I met this woman in a pub, my age, an absolute stone-cold dead ringer for Fergie - slightly overweight, ginger hair in the same do, overly bubbly and energetic and with a posh voice, clearly up for it... I did. With enthusiasm.

And would again, given half a chance.

So, er... Fergie.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:12, 1 reply)

He has a purple face and red nose.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, closed)