Oh god
is this page long enough?

Patsy Palmer (why!! Goddamnit I dont know. I just do)
Girls with iffy noses - Claire Goose, Kelly Macdonald. And the one from Hollyoaks who played a teacher but shagged Justin. Oooooh I'd have sex with her.
Toyah Battersbee/Georgia Taylor. I'll defend her to the hilt, shes my dream girl in every way.
Donna Air. Thick as pigshit. But soooo fit. Spent years 12-15 learning how to wank thinking of her.
Brian Molko off of Placebo. I'm pretty damn straight. I'd think about it, a lot, if it was on the table.
Amanda Knox. She must be GAGGING for cock after 4 years of jail fangita. She is after all, a sex lady. You'd have to hide yer cutlery though.
Juliette Lewis as Mallory Knox. Good lord thats a bit twisted, didnt know I had that in me.
The olson twins. I really, really would.
I have more. I shall think on it.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:58, 4 replies)

Foxy Knoxy
Yes, I'm sure she would kill for a good pounding.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:21, closed)

also very straight . . .
But I get the Brian thing.
(BigAndyBee, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:52, closed)

No! For god's sake, not Patsy Palmer!
Fecking hideous ginger with a face like a bulldog stung by hornets.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 6:04, closed)

Miserable
Mockney ginger with a face like a well slapped freckly arse
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:31, closed)