The Edmonds
Mrs BinDipper thinks Noel Edmonds is a distinguished older gentleman full of warmth and charm. This is lady speak for "I'd definitely give him one".

Problem is, she's not shy about her admiration for The Edmonds leading to many a horrified gasp from friends when drunken chat turns inevitably to your fantasy shag.

It's a worry but I still love her.
(BinDipper, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:24, 3 replies)

When 'Deal...' first started, I thought I'd hate Noel Edmonds
but I find I quite like him, even though he's a bit cringeworthy at times. I can only be impressed by the fact that he has created some sort of cult out of people opening boxes at random.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:14, closed)

Noel 'tidybeard' Edmonds is the devil incarnate
i also have it on good authority that he likes the underagers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:32, closed)

This isn't even remotely funny.
If anything, it's something that needs reporting to the authorities.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:40, closed)