Arnold Rimmer
Not even Ace Rimmer. I want the neurotic one.
/edit - although it has to be pre-Series 6
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:32, 8 replies)

PAGING PISTON-BLOKE!
Piston, You're in with this one.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:40, closed)

I don't appear to understand your meaning...
Or are you referring to his piston-in-an-engine-room-like action?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, closed)

B3tan Piston-bloke. Waterproof rapist, Stand-up non-comedian and all round good guy.
IS Arnold Judas Rimmer incarnate.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)

Hah, awesome
I do appreciate the ability to remain water-resistant during acts of sexual molestation in a man.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, closed)

*guiltily raises hand*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:55, closed)

I mean..
Seriously
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, closed)

Oh Sidekick.
*Shakes head slowly*
OI PISTON! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE UP FOR A THREESOME!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, closed)

yeah
i'd hit that.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:54, closed)