In matters of infatuation might I suggest
having a wank over the object of your desire and seeing how you feel about her/him then.

*Rinse & repeat as often as necessary for a happy trouble free life.
( bane, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, 1 reply)

Well, until they broke up
...I could never get close enough to have a wank over her.

But seriously folks, I'm talking about a phase of my life that lasted for the best part of a year. There was much Whitewater Fisting during that time, as you can imagine. It took far more than a few discrete Shermans to get past it.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:45, closed)